LTRN
0458 553 200
tag@ltrn.com.au
In the beginning there was a man who thought - "You know, I could probably go into business doing all of this theatrical stuff". Then there was a second man who said "Well... why not?". So he did. "Let us create a tribe with our own skills" And so he created the tribe. There was evening, there was morning... then another evening... and another morning... and a few more... and eventually the tribe was good, and he saw that it was good, and he named the tribe LTRN. The First day.
In its early days, before anyone had 'discovered' what LTRN actually meant, the young tribe roamed about seeking theatrical lighting jobs to provide food and water. But what good is lighting when there is no show to see? On its journey, our trivial tribe stumbled upon another two tribes named Jump Sound and Concert Creations, and now our powers combine to generate an entire production: lighting, audio and staging, as well as pre-production planning, for any and all applications - schools, churches, fundraisers, concerts, musicals, you name it! The three began working together and making frustrated organisers of events very happy. Legend has it that some even grew back the hair they had lost. The Second day.
But our promising tribe still enjoyed a wander on its own, thinking 'what else can we do?' It came time to have the tribe tools Test and Tagged, but the price was way out of possibility. So the man said "This should be cheaper" - and so it was - The man acquired the training and equipment to provide test and tagging at a reasonable price. Evening came, and morning came. The Third Day.
Lying on the side of the road was a man in pain. You see, he had a website, but it was very far out of date, causing confusion to his readers with events from three years ago still in the 'upcoming events' section. One day our tribe was travelling along that very same road, and saw the man in distress. "Do not be afraid", our leader said, "we can help you with your website". "But", said the man, "I cannot afford a fancy website, with lots of flashy things and code which only works on 'most' computers - but that's what a modern website is!" "Balderdash!" replied our leader "A website is there to tell your customers what you do, how you do it, where you do it, and how to contact you - happy be the one whose website is as meek as this, they shall have the customers they so desire!" And so our tribe provided a website for this man, and it cost him only a fraction of what he thought it would cost. To this very day, you can still see the website, simply by whispering www.ramirfilms.co.nz very softly at a browser window. Evening came, and morning came. The Fourth Day.
The next morning, our tribe awoke to the shouts of an angry man in the factory on the other side of the town. By the time our leader had arrived at the scene, a crowd had gathered, and were preparing to stone a computer to death after it had refused to network with the other computers in his factory. Our leader knelt down and typed something on the keyboard. When he stood he said "It is not this computer which is at fault, let he among you who has never followed a bad instruction be the first to condemn it!" One by one they walked away, understanding that computers do exactly what you tell them , not what you want them to do. Our leader then repaired the computer network, saying "go, your viruses are removed, and this firewall will ensure that you are infected no more". Evening came, and morning came. The Fifth Day.
After all of these events, our tribe had increased in skill and had acquired many tools, but had become so distracted with fixing things that it had forgotten the meaning of its name. After many hours of searching the electronic, worldwide archives named Google, the perfect acronym was finally discovered. Now we are the Little Tribe of Rented Nerds. We rebuilt our website, and recorded our long history. We hope you will enjoy it.
T: 0458 553 200
E: info@ltrn.com.au